riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
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DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next